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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #UCantTouchThis
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 13, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: U Can't Touch This

Transcript:
• You Can't Touch This
• Why You Standing
• There, Man?
• You Can't Touch This
• Yo, Sound The Bell, School Is In, Sucker
• Give Me A Song, Or Rhythm

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Original Text:
• Jon: I heard from my cousin Kenny today.
• Garfield: Kenny?
• Jon: You know, the one with the botched facelift?
• Garfield: I know a lot of Kennys.
• Jon: ...Looks like this?
• Garfield: Ah, THAT Kenny.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wannabe
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 11, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wannabe

Transcript:
• If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Friends
• Make It Last Forever, Friendship Never Ends
• If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Have Got To Give
• Taking Is Too Easy, But That's The Way It Is

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Original Text:
• Jon: I was feeling so manly today, then I had to go and stub my toe. ...Cried like a baby... Wanna see my boo-boo?
• Garfield: From manly to sissy, just like that.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Wonderwall
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 10, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Wonderwall

Transcript:
• I Said Maybe
• I Said Maybe
• You're Gonna Be The One That Saves Me
• And After All

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'm back from my dinner date! Look, Odie! I brought you a doggie bag! And here's your kitty bag.
• Garfield: That's all?

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Name
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 10, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Name

Transcript:
• And Letters That You Never Meant To Send
• Get Lost Or Thrown Away
• And Now We're Grown Up Orphans
• That Never Knew Their Names

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'm back from my dinner date! Look, Odie! I brought you a doggie bag! And here's your kitty bag.
• Garfield: That's all?

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #InTheEnd
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 9, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: In The End

Transcript:
• But In The End
• It Doesn't Even Matter
• I Had To
• Fall To Lose It
• All

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Original Text:
• Jon: Psst! Liz! Which fork do I use?
• Liz: The salad fork.
• Jon: Oh. Psst!

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Africa
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 7, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Africa

Transcript:
• I Bless The Rains Down In Africa
• Gonna Take Some Time To Do The Things We Never Had
• Hurry Boy She's Waiting There For You
• It's Gonna Take A Lot To Drag Me Away From You

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Original Text:
• Jon: It says here a guy ate twenty pounds of baked beans. In just fifteen minutes. Doesn't say what he won, though.
• Garfield: Probably not any new friends.
•

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #YouOughtaKnow
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 6, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: You Oughta Know

Transcript:
• 'Cause The Love That You Gave That We Made
• Wasn't Able To Make It Enough For You

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'm sorry, sir, but a coat and tie are required for dinner. DON'T YOU GET ANY GRAVY ON THOSE!

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #SmellsLikeTeenSpirit
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 8, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Transcript:
• I'm Worse At What I Do Best
• And For This Gift I Feel Blessed
• Our Little Group Has Always Been
• And Always Will Until The End

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Original Text:
• Liz: Jon, this restaurant we're going to...is it fancy?
• Jon (on the phone): Sort of.
• Liz: Should I wear my little black dress?
• Liz (on the phone): ...Hello?
• Garfield: He says yes.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 7, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Suffocation, No Breathing
• Don't Give A Fuck If I Cut My Arm Bleeding
• This Is My Last Resort
• Cut My Life Into Pieces

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Original Text:
• Jon: It says here a guy ate twenty pounds of baked beans. In just fifteen minutes. Doesn't say what he won, though.
• Garfield: Probably not any new friends.
•

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #TheRealSlimShady
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 1, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: The Real Slim Shady

Transcript:
• And Hear 'Em Argue Over Who She Gave Head To First
• Little
• Bitch Put Me On Blast On Mtv
• Yeah, He's Cute, But I
• Think He's Married To Kim, Hee-Hee
• I Should Download Her Audio On Mp3

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Original Text:
• Jon: Do you remember my old girlfriend Loretta?
• Garfield: No.
• Jon: The one with the huge buckteeth?
• Garfield: You know I'm terrible with names.
• Jon: She could open a can with her overbite.
• Garfield: Oh, yeah...utensil face!

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Kryptonite
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 6, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Kryptonite

Transcript:
• As Long As You'll Be My Friend At The End
• If I Go Crazy, Then Will You Still Call Me Superman?

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'm sorry, sir, but a coat and tie are required for dinner. DON'T YOU GET ANY GRAVY ON THOSE!

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #VideoKilledtheRadioStar
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 4, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Video Killed the Radio Star

Transcript:
• Video Killed The Radio Star
• Video Killed The Radio Star
• Pictures Came And Broke Your Heart
• Oh-A-A-A Oh

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Original Text:
• Jon: Remember my old girlfriend Griselda? The one with the bulging jaw muscles?... Boy, could she ever put away a rack of ribs.
• Garfield: Why you let her get away, I will never know.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Fly
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 3, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Fly

Transcript:
• I Just Wanna Fly
• Put Your Arms Around Me, Baby
• Put Your Arms Around Me, Baby
• I Just Wanna Fly

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Original Text:
• Jon: Do you remember Myrna, that girl I took out once? The one with the humongous nostrils?
• Garfield: That's an understatement.
• Jon: I never did find my keys that night.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #Torn
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 1, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Torn

Transcript:
• Torn
• There's
• Nothing Where He Used To Lie
• My Inspiration Has Run
• Dry
• That's What's Goin' On

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Original Text:
• Jon: Do you remember my old girlfriend Loretta?
• Garfield: No.
• Jon: The one with the huge buckteeth?
• Garfield: You know I'm terrible with names.
• Jon: She could open a can with her overbite.
• Garfield: Oh, yeah...utensil face!

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #MrBrightside
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 2, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Brightside

Transcript:
• And She's Calling A Cab
• While He's
• Having A Smoke
• And She's
• Taking A Drag
• Now They're Going To Bed

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Original Text:
• Jon: Remember my old girlfriend Rhonda?
• Garfield: Nope.
• Jon: She was all kinda stopped over?...
• Garfield: Nope.
• Jon: -And had the giant sloping forehead, cro-magnon brow, and bad teeth?
• Garfield: Oh, yeah. The hand model.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #ImonaBoat
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from September 30, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: I'm on a Boat

Transcript:
• Everybody Look At Me
• 'Cause I'm Sailing On A Boat
• I'm On A Boat

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Original Text:
• Jon: Remember my old girlfriend Jodell? You know...the psycho?
• Garfield: You'll have to be more specific.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #BuddyHolly
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from September 29, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Buddy Holly

Transcript:
• Woo-Hoo
• And I Know
• You're Mine
• Woo-Hoo
• And That's For All Time
• Ooh-Wee-Hoo, I Look Just Like Buddy Holly

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Original Text:
• Jon: Do you remember my old girlfriend Ingrid?
• Garfield: Nope.
• Jon: ...The one with the bulging biceps?
• Garfield: Not at all.
• Jon: ...the cat hugger?
• Garfield: Like it was yesterday.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #GangstasParadise
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from September 27, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• Even My Mama Thinks That My Mind Is Gone

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Original Text:
• Garfield: I think I'm losing my touch.

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #AntiHero
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from September 26, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Anti-Hero

Transcript:
• It's Me, Hi, I'm The Problem, It's Me
• At Tea Time, Everybody Agrees

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Original Text:
• *clik clik clik clik clik clik clik clik*
• Man: I'm here to deliver your three tons of dried flies...

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LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #RunAround
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from September 25, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Run Around

Transcript:
• And Shake Me And My Confidence

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Original Text:
• Computer: You have mail.
• *click*
• "Dear Spider, 3...2...1..."

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