evan 🍄🐛 @moss@digipres.club
professional time waster and collector of good-luck talismans. rocky horror enjoyer. harbinger of death. patron saint of cringe. jester of the world's court.
talk to me about art & bugs
he/him (they is fine too)
Joined Oct 2020
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i cannot stop thinking about this mf animal. holds him gently
('the scapegoat', 1856 - william holman hunt)
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bet my dad wishes i just did drugs or something normal instead of bringing random animals into the apartment
The snake grappling hack no one wants you to know about: learn which ones in your area are venomous and then pick everything else up with reckless abandon
consider your tokens funged
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update the shrimps are all congealed together in a shrimpy ice cube and i can't get any apart and now i'm really gonna krill myself /j
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spent all day being like "i hate it here i'm gonna krill myself" (sic)
first thing i did after leaving work was buy $20 worth of cocktail shrimp
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low poly grapes are how you make box wine
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tbf i don't even know what my preferred noodle for chicken soup would be but those flat rectangle ones piss me off
we should legalise both jaywalking and vehicular manslaughter
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hmmm should i post about bugs on here again or just make a site page about 'm & link it eventually
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make sure you buy extra virgin olive oil to ensure that it doesn't have any cum in it
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So you want tell your friends all about #Homestuck, but Flash isn't working for you? Check out @bamboshu@twitter.com's Unofficial Homestuck Collection, a custom browser which preserves the interactivity of the timeless classic from MS Paint Adventures!
the library of babel, the freaky death hotel in sartre's 'no exit' & the zork maze all have the same energy
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What's an old artwork, poem, song, textile, any kind of creative work, that you made closer to the beginning of your practice that was a turning point for you? Whether it was something you were incredibly proud of, or something that triggered a whole new avenue of learning that you're still exploring today?
#AskMastodon #AskMasto #AskMastoArt #MastoArt #CreativeToots
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fool's gold. dipshit's bismuth. aluminum of the chump. these are just a few of the minerals the "courts" have legally prohibited me from trafficking in.
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Kira: Today is cancelled.
Kira: Tomorrow is on thin fucking ice.
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network? i sure hope it does
feel like my brain just has a primal "this is absolutely not happening" response at the act of writing "gn". indicating that i might wanna sleep soon seems to be the single-most effective way to ensure that i will be up for an abysmally long time
professional time waster and collector of good-luck talismans. rocky horror enjoyer. harbinger of death. patron saint of cringe. jester of the world's court.
talk to me about art & bugs
he/him (they is fine too)
Joined Oct 2020