evan 🍄🐛 @moss@digipres.club

not 2 b a total seymore but if my strange and interesting new plant started making kissy noises at me i would absolutely let it drink my blood, no question. ik this is a cautionary tale but who could resist that sweet liddle face???

20th century strawberries, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1911

robot girl vtuber playing a horror game with a heart rate monitor on the screen, but it stays at 0 bpm the whole time

Back at it again

bees, sage, and milkweed
#florespondence #bees @plants

sequence-breaking by seeking forgiveness before i sin

rushing to the manger with a crucifix

@esvrld my mistake, it was a photo

Behold, the cryptid Barometz, Lamb of Tartary, which births itself as an animal by vines of the plant

#art #creativetoots #MastoArt #illustration

Wild Blue Yonder #7A84AF
Bleached Cedar #2C1724

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Red Orange #F82529
Tangaroa #030E34

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Why, by sticking his body in a big barrel of vinegar and PICKLING THE HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR, of course!

It super duper didn't work, his body swelled and still rotted and now smelled like they *pickled the damn corpse*.

They couldn't bring the emperor back to the fatherland in the end, he was decomposing too fast because of their own harebrained scheme, and had to inter him before coming home without their king, lmfao

Blooming #mosstodon
(That violet-orange shot is colour manipulated, but I liked the alien look).

joppa oranges, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1896

Ahh, secret passage...

██ vs ██

me logging on mid-discourse

jeans python really just sounds like a bad euphemism for dick