I turn up to work clearly intoxicated. My boss asks "why are you wasted at 9am?"
I reply "Dave, I'm a Linux user. You know I can't deal with the Office without Wine."
I get fired. I do not care. I just made the best joke in history.
@kookie I should have put a ‘this situation happened entirely in my head’ disclaimer - I have a strict no drink and work policy because I’m a lightweight.
@LaCrecerelle Just tell me if it's your original, but hey! I'm gonna share it on my social media anyways, wherever possible
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